Thursday, February 21, 2013

IT'S THE THIRD ANNUAL ZOMBOSCARS!

This year, in compiling my choices for the third annual Zomboscars, I realized something rather strange.  Namely, that three of my choices for the year's best performances came from films that are not among my picks for the year's best pictures.  How, one has to wonder, can these films contain the year's best acting and not be among the year's best films?  My reply to that perfectly reasonable question:  Ask  1932.  That was the year the MGM classic Grand Hotel won the Oscar for Best Picture...and absolutely nothing else.  It wasn't even nominated in any other categories.  Not director Edmund Goulding.  None of the actors.  Not even the art direction team who designed the sets for the titular hotel.  The thought process that comes to a conclusion like this must be a bizarre one indeed:  "Oh, no, it's an altogether remarkable film.  But only altogether.  Taken individually, the various aspects of craft and performance really aren't all that impressive."  Put in that light, the idea that a film might contain a remarkable performance (or two) that overshadows its other qualities is not all that absurd, and Oscar history indeed includes a number of instances of actors winning awards for performances in otherwise shut-out films (Forest Whitaker's winning portrayal of Idi Amin in The Last King of Scotland being a notable recent example).  So given all that, I guess it's not really all that strange after all.  

So, without further ado, and with only a brief pause to acknowledge the quirky particulars of the Zombie's nominating process, here are my choices for the 2012 Zomboscars.  As always, my winners are in boldface.  

BEST PICTURE

Amour (Love)
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Chronicle
Django Unchained
The Master
Moonrise Kingdom
The Pirates!: Band of Misfits
The Raid
Searching for Sugar Man
21 Jump Street

BEST ACTOR

Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Anthony Hopkins, Hitchcock
Joel Murray, God Bless America
Joaquin Phoenix, The Master

BEST ACTRESS

Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Chiara Mastroianni, Beloved
Helen Mirren, Hitchcock
Emmanuelle Riva, Amour
Quvenzhane Wallis, Beasts of the Southern Wild

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained
Dwight Henry, Beasts of the Southern Wild
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
Samuel L. Jackson, Django Unchained
Ben Whishaw, Cloud Atlas

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Doona Bae, Cloud Atlas
Samantha Barks, Les Miserables
Sally Field, Lincoln
Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables
Scarlett Johansson, Hitchcock

BEST DIRECTOR

Paul Thomas Anderson, The Master
Wes Anderson, Moonrise Kingdom
Michael Haneke, Amour
Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
Benh Zeitlin, Beasts of the Southern Wild

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Paul Thomas Anderson, The Master
Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola, Moonrise Kingdom
Bobcat Goldthwait, God Bless America
Michael Haneke, Amour
Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Lucy Alibar and Benh Zeitlin, Beasts of the Southern Wild
Michael Bacall, 21 Jump Street
Gideon DeFoe, The Pirates!: Band of Misfits
Andrew Dominik, Killing Them Softly
John L. McLaughlin, Hitchcock

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Dan Romer and Benh Zeitlin, Beasts of the Southern Wild
Tom Tykwer, Reinhold Heil and Johnny Klimek, Cloud Atlas
Mychael Danna, Life of Pi
Nick Urata, Ruby Sparks
Christopher Young, Sinister

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

“Casa de mi Padre”, Casa de mi Padre
“Pi's Lullaby,” Life of Pi
“Skyfall”, Skyfall
“Who Did That To You”, Django Unchained

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

Grieg Fraser, Killing Them Softly
Claudio Miranda, Life of Pi
Robert Yeoman, Moonrise Kingdom
Dariusz Wolski, Prometheus
Roger Deakins, Skyfall

BEST FILM EDITING

Chronicle
Cloud Atlas
Django Unchained
Marvel's The Avengers
The Raid

BEST ART DIRECTION

Beasts of the Southern Wild
Moonrise Kingdom
Prometheus
Skyfall
The Woman In Black

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

Cloud Atlas
Django Unchained
Marvel's The Avengers
Moonrise Kingdom
A Royal Affair

BEST SOUND MIXING

Marvel's The Avengers
Searching for Sugar Man
Shut Up and Play the Hits
Sinister
Zero Dark Thirty

BEST SOUND EDITING

The Cabin in the Woods
Cloud Atlas
Marvel's The Avengers
Prometheus
Total Recall

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

The Avengers
Chronicle
The Dark Knight Rises
Life of Pi
Prometheus

BEST MAKEUP

Les Miserables
Lincoln
Prometheus

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

Jiro Dreams of Sushi
Neil Young Journeys
Shut Up and Play the Hits

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

Beloved (Les Bien-Amies)
Footnote
A Royal Affair


Wednesday, February 20, 2013

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: THE ZOMBIE'S 2012 YEAR IN REVIEW




















Yeah, I know, I know.  It seems like every time I do this, the gap between posts to this blog gets wider and wider.  But this time, I have an exceptionally good excuse:  this.  Officially published last month, Dan O'Bannon's Guide to Screenplay Structure is the product of 35 years of work on the part of Dan O'Bannon, the late writer / filmmaker behind Alien, Total Recall, The Return of the Living Dead and other genre classics.  Following my stint as a graduate student in the screenwriting program at Chapman University in Orange, CA, I worked with Dan for about two years on this book, assisting him with editing, research and film analyses.  Dan passed away in late 2009, and at the request of Dan's wife Diane and of Michael Wiese Productions, the good folks behind Save the Cat!, The Coffee Break Screenwriter and many other terrific film production and writing-related titles, I spent a year polishing and finishing off the manuscript.  The book is now available at bookstores nationwide and is coming out this week in the UK (it's currently the #4 best-selling filmmaking book on the UK Amazon site).  Naturally, this has meant a lot of book signing events, panel discussion appearances, writing workshops and press interviews, which have kept me busy and away from my blogging station for quite an extended period now.

Not so busy, however, that I haven't had a good opportunity to see the lion's share of this year's major motion pictures.  In fact, now that I'm spending a much larger portion of my time discussing films with the general public, I feel obligated to have seen and thought about more movies than even before (though to be fair, as far as current releases go, folks mostly want to speak to me about Prometheus and last year's remake of Total Recall, for transparently obvious reasons).  I've seen a lot of very strong films and a few pieces of utter dross, and here, as for lo these several years now, is my Year in Review, starting with...

THE MOVIE ZOMBIE'S BOTTOM 5 FILMS OF 2012

5.  LOOPER

Oh, yeah.  The Zombie's going there.  Genre fans and students of "smart" science fiction fell all over themselves praising Rian Johnson's time-bending thriller about a dissolute hitman (Joseph Gordon-Levitt, not the problem) tasked with taking out a special marked-for-death cargo from the future:  himself, thirty years down the road (Bruce Willis, also not the problem) and not that eager to have his former self "close the loop" on his assassin's career.  And I can't say that I entirely disagree with the praise for the film I just described, which is well-shot, witty, and contains some strongly managed action sequences.  But the film I just described, the film that everyone has praised to the skies and that has been nominated for and won major critics' awards for its writing, is only half the movie that actually exists, a fact that all the advertising and even the DVD packaging conveniently ignores.  The second half of the movie is the story of Cid, the sad screaming telekinetic five-year-old who lives on a farm with his mother (Emily Blunt, and if you were wondering why she's so little-featured in the ads, it's because she's only featured in this second half of the film that the marketing people are trying to make you believe doesn't exist), and who Levitt is driven to protect from Willis, who believes that offing the kid is the only action that will save the future and perhaps his own life.  Needless to say, I don't care about Cid the sad screaming telekinetic five-year-old, and I haven't honestly talked to many folks, even fans of this film, who do either.  This is not a knock on little Pierce Gagnon, who gives one of the better child performances I saw in a film this year.  But he had the misfortune of being the star of the film I was stuck watching when I was supposed to be watching hard-bitten cross-time assassins shooting at each other.  To be fair, this is a case where I may be penalizing a film for being what it is rather than what I wanted it to be.  But it was what I wanted it to be for the first hour, and that's why Looper, for me at any rate, slides off the rails.  And apparently the marketing people agree with me.

4.  DREDD

This year's winner of the Human Centipede Award for least cinematically rewarding experience is Pete Travis's grimy, cold-blooded, insanely violent adaptation of the classic British cult comics hero, previously brought to the screen in a much-maligned 1995 version starring Sylvester Stallone (spoiler alert:  He removes the helmet, and a fanboy fatwa seventeen years running is declared against him).  All of the brickbats directed against Stallone's over-the-top, stentorian performance have more or less completely ignored the fact that Karl Urban's Dredd, in its own be-helmeted way, is just as overplayed; that helmet can't conceal the ridiculous smirk contorting his face for the film's entire running time.  Dredd boasts impressive art direction, a bone-crunching techno-inflected score by Paul Leonard-Morgan, and a nicely underplayed villainous turn by Lena Headey, but I would be hard pressed to name a recent action thriller that's less fun to watch than this one.  An extra demerit for the 3D that added to the price tag, but not to the viewing experience.

3.  JACK REACHER

Jack Reacher is a beautiful showcase for my hometown of Pittsburgh, PA, playing itself for once and effective both as a beautiful backdrop and a gritty setting for an action thriller.  Sad to say, that's about all the movie has going for it.  Usually capable screenwriter Christopher McQuarrie (who also directed) has a not-very-compelling story to tell, and he presents it in a not-very-compelling way.  In a continuation of the trend established in the Mission:  Impossible series, Tom Cruise seems unwilling to play an action hero with recognizable human dimensions.  This character is all wisecracks, thrown fists, and predictions that are always 100% right, and honestly, he doesn't give Reacher the appropriate edge to make that enough.  Still, Alexia Fast is nice to look at, as is my friend Robert Seibel, who has a wordless but memorable moment as a guy at a bus stop who helps Reacher give the slip to some crooked cops.  Honestly, if you like this sort of thing, you'd be better off checking out the Tyler Perry / James Patterson thriller Alex Cross from last October.  Not great, but better than this.

2.  DARK SHADOWS

I have heard people I trust (notably J.B. on the fantastic F This Movie! podcast) call this the worst movie they have ever seen.  It wasn't even the worst film I saw this year (obviously).  But it is arguably the worst film ever made by Tim Burton, a man of considerable talent who has spent the last decade or so marred in a dreary cycle of "Burtonized" takes on classic properties that have provided a running demonstration of the law of diminishing returns.  On paper, Burton taking on Dan Curtis's beloved cult supernatural soap opera should have been a slam dunk; its combination of gothic atmosphere and sympathetic outsiders falls right within the director's chosen catalog of obsessions.  But working in collaboration with screenwriter Seth Grahame-Smith (who, with Abraham Lincoln:  Vampire Hunter, gave us two subpar vampire-themed films this summer), Burton's efforts produce a film that is neither scary nor funny enough to justify the tens of millions of dollars expended on the admittedly impressive art direction and special effects.  Johnny Depp brings what elegance and style he can to his portrayal of the tragically murderous vampire aristocrat Barnabas Collins, but the rest of the cast is left largely adrift by Grahame-Smith's all-over-the-place screenplay, which plays like five soap episodes awkwardly crammed into one two-hour mishmash.  Storylines go nowhere (Jonny Lee Miller's duplicitous brother-in-law...or maybe he's a cousin...disappears two-thirds of the way into the film, never to return), characters are treated unconscionably harshly by the film (Helena Bonham-Carter's desperately lustful family psychiatrist gets the worst of it), and the comedy never comes together quite as it should (Jackie Earle Haley's groundskeeper character is clearly meant as comic relief, but he's given nothing actually funny to do or say).  This is not, of course, to bring up the fact that Dark Shadows is not a comedy and should not necessarily have been treated as such.  Someone needs to ask Tim Burton why he would take a property that so clearly taps into so much of what makes him Tim Burton, only to spend two hours pulling the rug out from under it.

1.  GHOST RIDER:  SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE

I pride myself on the fact that I have never walked out of a theatrical screening.  But I have never come closer than I have during the witless, stultifying "gritty reboot" of the would-be Marvel Comics franchise centering around a cursed motorcyclist who turns into a flaming-skulled demonic avenger when evil is about.  I was ready to bail about twenty minutes into this one, firmly convinced, even before the end of the first act, that there was no way this was going to get any better.  And everything that followed bore my initial assumption out.  Neveldine / Taylor, the filmmaking team behind the bonkers-but-exhilarating Crank action thrillers, would seem to be the ideal filmmakers to put some much needed roughhousing juice into the Ghost Rider's cinematic saga.  But working from a misbegotten screenplay by Scott M. Gimple, Seth Hoffman and David S. Goyer (whose comic-book-film resume somehow also includes Batman Begins), the tyro directors manage to squeeze out a disastrously boring film that only sparks to life with some FX work that is admittedly superior to what the first film offered up (the Rider's head here looks less like a flaming-skull tattoo and more like an actual flaming skull).  I wish I could go into greater detail about what's so terrible about this film, but its badness is utterly generic, and all of a piece; the performances, writing, directing and production are all so flat and uninspired that it leaves a critic with little substantive to even criticize.  Though I can say that this film is, for good and all, the one that made me revoke the "pass" I've often given Nicolas Cage.  I've granted this doubtlessly talented man the benefit of the doubt for far longer than most; I shelled out hard-earned dollars for DOA action spectacles like Drive Angry and Seeking Justice, and I still take any opportunity to praise his performance in one of my top ten films of 2009.  But after his performance here, alternately erratic and noncommittal, he's got to show me something real from now on if he expects me to pony up at the box office.  Of all the popular cinematic buzz-phrases of the last few years, "gritty reboot" is arguably the one I detest the most.  Ghost Rider:  Spirit of Vengeance is the nadir of that reductive cinematic impulse.

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And now from the ridiculous to the sublime (and sometimes sublimely ridiculous).  Proudly presenting the Movie Zombie's top 10 films of 2012...

10.  21 JUMP STREET

Every once in a while, a Hollywood production comes along that surprises by being better than any filmgoer had any reliable reason to expect.  That was certainly the case with Phil Lord and Christopher Miller's cinematic goof on the cult '80s TV cop series that made a star out of Johnny Depp and a career also-ran out of Richard Grieco.  What could very likely have turned out to be a thuddingly obvious pastiche / parody in the mold of the conceptually similar 2004 bomb Starsky & Hutch was elevated, thanks to a clever and gleefully vulgar screenplay by Michael Bacall (from a story he conceived with co-star Jonah Hill), into a film that did many things, and did them all unexpectedly well.  The film's spoof of action-thriller conventions was spot-on thanks to Lord and Miller's energetic staging of action scenes; no surprise that they did well here, considering their background as animation directors (their previous credit was the well received cartoon feature Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs).  But the film also scores with its surprisingly perceptive observations about the anthropology of the modern high school.  Bacall nails the strange new cliques to hit American teenhood in the years since Jump Street left the air, and he's smart enough to cast as his villain not a boilerplate thug, but a sensitive vegan hippie type who's secretly slinging a major league drug.  And perhaps most of all, this film was the most unanticipated event of what turned out to be, in a small way, the Year of Channing Tatum at the multiplex.  We all assumed he'd acquit himself well in a romantic tearjerker, as he did early in the year in the surprise hit The Vow.  But was anyone expecting the performance we got here, taking full advantage of previously untested comic timing and slapstick skills?  It's one of the most delightful pieces of acting I saw all year, and the Golden Globes missed the boat when they failed to nominate him for best actor in a comedy.  He's well-supported by Hill, who has some superb moments as a former nerd who finds, in the new American high school, that he's now the big fish to Tatum's flailing jock guppy.  The film does not succumb to easy homage to its source material (with the exception of a couple of cameos from a few of the show's original stars...but the moment is a doozy), and when all else fails, it's not afraid to pull out some shockingly out-there vulgarity to get laughs.  Nobody will mistake it for high art, but 21 Jump Street provided the biggest laughs I heard, and had, in a theater all year.

9.  AMOUR (LOVE)

Ironic, really, that most movie "love stories" end when the romance is actually just beginning, when the breezy games of courtship have just ceased and the real, strenuous spadework of building a real love bond with someone have just commenced.  Never one to do things the easy way, writer-director Michael Haneke has given us, with this unblinkingly empathetic chamber drama, one of recent cinema's most definitive portraits of the bruising, emotionally taxing, sometimes overwhelming costs of loving someone unconditionally, and truly, "till death do us part."  Haneke's plunk-the-camera-down-and-don't -look-away-no-matter-what aesthetic has never been put to more harrowing use as it is here, chronicling the slow, sad decline at the end of the life of a once-vibrant music instructor (Oscar nominee Emmanuelle Riva, in a performance that bravely refuses any notions of sentimentality) whose tragic physical and mental self-betrayals are witnessed by her stoic, unwavering longtime husband (Jean-Louis Trintignant, never asking for our sympathy and thus engendering it effortlessly), who tends to her  in her own beloved home against the wishes of his own family, the doctors, and seemingly reason and sense itself.  Never pandering, never succumbing to soppy disease-of-the-week cliche, Haneke lays bare the notion that when we pledge to love someone for the rest of our lives, it will many times end up exactly like this.  The question is which side of the wall of mental and physical collapse we will find ourselves on.  The filmmaker is ably supported by clean, spare cinematography by the great Darius Khondji (Midnight in Paris) and perfectly authentic art direction that makes the couple's apartment, which the film almost never leaves, alternately a sanctuary and a crypt.  Critics are a jaded bunch, but when I saw this at a screening on the Sony lot, the roomful of critics filed out afterwards slowly, and in bare silence, struck dumb by the film's simple presentation of a reality that all of us are facing and no one wants to contemplate.  And if they were anything like me, they followed the screening with an immediate call home to their parents.  I had to make sure.  I had to make sure they were okay...at least for right now.

8.  THE RAID

A rush of sheer kinetic and cinematic fury, Gareth Huw Evans's modern-day martial arts blowout was the year's best pure action thriller.  Like many of the best action pictures, Evans's narrative is simplicity itself:  A team of highly trained Indonesian SWAT cops are sent to liquidate a high-rise building used as a safe house for the city's deadliest criminals, and are forced to battle their way from floor to floor en route to a showdown with the big boss and his henchmen, including the wayward brother of the fiercest of the fighting cops (played with whitter-quick physical grace and bruising power by martial arts master Iko Uwais).  But even this bare sketch of a plot is merely set-up, a pretense for the most explosive series of action set pieces served up by any motion picture this year.  The action, from heavy firepower assaults to close-quarters battles with knives and bare hands, is masterfully shot and edited (Evans himself did the cutting) and choreographed with equal parts balleticism and brutality by Evans, Uwais and Yayan Ruhian.  Among the highlights:  A stunning eyeball-to-eyeball shootout in a dismal squatter's hovel of an apartment; a hallway battle that's like the nastiest combat video game showdown of all time come to roaring, bleeding life; a drug-lab free-for-all that knocked me out by carrying every shot just a beat or two longer than I expected; and a final three-way dust-up between Uwais, the rogue brother, and the crime lord's principal henchman, the diminutive but deadly Mad Dog (played unforgettably by Ruhian).  A few major critics, notably Roger Ebert, accused The Raid of being nothing but a brainless exercise in brutal violence.  No, that was Dredd, a larger-budget take on basically the same exact plot.  Sure, this is a violent, at times frequently vicious picture (just like Amour struck a roomful of critics dumb, this one had some of them gasping in shock at particular action beats). But it's also pop action filmmaking of a very high order, and it's got me tremendously excited to see what comes flying out of Evans's imagination next.  (Note:  I saw this film prior to its official U.S. theatrical release, and can thus happily post this review sans lame, pointless subtitle words.)

7.  CHRONICLE

It was a happy happenstance that I saw Josh Trank's unexpectedly potent found-footage "superhero" drama on the same day as a theatrical viewing of Marc Webb's lugubrious and largely superfluous The Amazing Spider-Man.  Everything that Webb's film tried and failed to say about the potential perils of an unformed teenager finding himself with otherworldly powers was essayed with intelligence and surprising emotional heft by Trank's lower-budget sleeper.  Max Landis's smart screenplay takes its time setting up its trio of unlikely super-beings, small-town teenagers whose senior year takes an unanticipated turn when they find a glowing asteroid in a crater out in the woods.  The results of their encounter with the cosmic debris are newfound powers of flight and telekinetic skills that start out with cute, crowd-pleasing juggling tricks and eventually escalate into full-on battles with the cops, flying cars, exploding gas stations, and all the comic-book mayhem a blockbuster can hold (brought to life with flawlessly realistic special effects that warranted an Oscar nomination).  The film admittedly struggles at times to justify its found-footage gimmick, the presence of a cute classmate (Ashley Hinshaw) who's turning her day-to-day life into a "video blog" being probably the film's most tortured iteration of the conceit.  But there's no denying the authenticity of the chilling lead performance of Dane DeHaan, who with this performance and his impressive supporting turn in the Prohibition-era crime thriller Lawless emerged as one of the year's most promising new acting talents.  Essaying the social outsider of the super-powered teens, DeHaan turns in a letter-perfect embodiment of adolescent awkwardness, tied-tongue foot-in-mouth disease, and simmering rage, brought about by a home life scarred by a terminally ill mother and a foul-mouthed, abusive father (Michael Kelly).  No wonder that a kid with this much against him would see his newfound powers as a lease on a new way of life...and who cares if to make it happen, he has to turn into a mad, lightning-slinging super-villain?  Taking comic-book narrative to exciting new cinematic places, Chronicle is one of film's best reminders yet that with great power, indeed, comes great responsibility...and great danger as well.

6.  THE PIRATES!:  BAND OF MISFITS

I defy anyone to find a film released in 2012 that was more sheer fun to watch than the latest comic confection from Aardman Animation, the geniuses who gave the world Wallace and Gromit and who here, in my opinion at least, top themselves with the funniest film I saw all year.  A motley crew of not-too-cutthroat buccaneers, led by Hugh Grant in fine, plummy voice as the Pirate Captain, set off on an adventure that makes a gleeful hash of 19th century British history, tossing Charles Darwin (here a lovestruck milquetoast voiced by Doctor Who's David Tennant), dodo birds, endangered-animal-eating "gourmet clubs", Queen Victoria (Imelda Staunton, who proves again that she gives good psychotic harridan), Jane Austen, and even the Elephant Man into a candy-colored blender and hits the comedy puree button.  The result is a nonstop barrage of visual gags, verbal sallies and effortlessly English comic brio that had me laughing and smiling for 88 minutes straight.  Gideon Defoe's screenplay, based on his own series of madly satirical novels, is one of the finest of the year, and director Peter Lord marshals the considerable resources of Aardman's animation wizards to create one of the year's best-looking films, colorful and full of riotous details that will demand repeated viewings to allow you to pick up all of the film's densely packed-in jokes (my favorite throwaway:  the carving outside the Royal Scientific Society proclaiming that they have been "playing God" since time immemorial).  The film also boasts one of the year's hippest soundtracks, the pirates' merry adventures scored with everything from Tenpole Tudor to Flight of the Conchords.  A considerable European success, this film failed to find a receptive audience in the States.  It's a shame that families missed one of the year's most delightful entertainment experiences, and I hope that the film's pleasantly surprising Oscar nomination for best animated feature has led more presumably delighted viewers to discover the film's joys for themselves.

5.  SEARCHING FOR SUGAR MAN

I was fortunate enough to see the front-runner for this year's best documentary feature Oscar two months prior to its theatrical release.  Even though Malik Bendjelloul's consistently compelling and ultimately uplifting film had already received the audience award for documentary at Sundance, it had still not yet broken into the wider national consciousness.  Therefore, I was able to walk completely cold into the amazing story of Rodriguez, the enigmatic Detroit-area singer / songwriter who, following the release of two brilliant but commercially disastrous albums in the late '60s, vanished into obscurity amidst rumors of overdoses, murder, even baroque onstage suicides.  All but forgotten in the States, Rodriguez's music managed to make its way to South Africa, where it became anthemic and inspirational to a generation of revolutionary apartheid-era youth.  Then, following the country's liberation through the will of the same folks who rallied themselves with Rodriguez soundtracking their joyous insurrection, two super-fans set out on a quest to find out what really happened to their musical inspiration.  The resulting film spins from detective story to sociopolitical document to kitchen-sink drama to celebratory concert film, and though I wouldn't dream of spoiling what happens for those few of you who might not yet know the outcome of this story, the overall effect is stirring, powerful and altogether moving in ways few films managed this year.  Bendjelloul's film is made with consummate skill, beautifully shot and intelligently organized (the filmmaker received the Writers Guild award for best documentary screenplay for his work here), and it resonates with intriguing thematic notions:  the value of art that serves the consumer more than the artist, the worth of a life lived in the detritus of a deferred dream, the way a man from a beleaguered underclass managed to unknowingly inspire the dreams of a similarly oppressed minority thousands of miles away.  But of course, none of this would matter if the man's music wasn't good.  And the man's music is simply superb, marrying poetic, socially conscious lyrics, smartly chosen instrumentation, and Rodriguez's powerful, Jim Croce-ish voice to create a sweeping, emotional aura that one can unhesitatingly imagine inspiring dreamy fantasies...or dramatic, life-changing action.

4.  THE MASTER

I have often said that Paul Thomas Anderson seems like a man working in the wrong medium; his tools of art-making are opacity, interiority and inscrutable metaphor, the tools of a novelist, and he's using them to make film.  These inclinations led to what I perceive as the ultimate artistic failure of both Punch-Drunk Love and There Will be Blood, but with The Master, Anderson achieves what he has been attempting for the last decade, a film with all the depth, nuance and maddening complexity of the best literary fiction.  It's a shame that this has been somewhat reduced in the minds of some viewers to nothing more than "the Scientology movie"; really, "The Cause", to me, stands in for anything, be it an addiction, a movement, a great love or a great hatred, that people lean on to give their lives meaning, to shout to the potentially nonexistent gods, to, like Dostoevsky, merely prove that one exists.  That it fails the film's central character so utterly, as does everything he grasps onto for succor in his flailing downward spiral of a life, is a wrenching and often inevitable reality of latching onto an idea greater than the self and allowing it to define us.  Joaquin Phoenix, in a gnarly white knuckle of a performance that made me physically uncomfortable to watch (and I mean that as a profound compliment), embodies the human struggle to connect with every sneer, slouch and thrown fist.  Philip Seymour Hoffman, in a broad-ranging portrayal of one of the year's most complexly drawn characters, makes us question his reasons and fidelity just enough all the way through; I truly feel he believes in the Cause, and clings to Phoenix's Freddie Quell so irrationally because this deeply failed human represents, to him, the ultimate windmill for him to tilt his theological spear towards.  It's Hoffman's wife, played by Amy Adams, who is the true spiritual mercenary here, putting the Cause's advancement ahead of all else, all humanity, all sympathy, all life.  Anderson gives no easy answers here.  He's not here to hold your hand, to explain anything to you, to resolve his plot points or create dramatic catharsis.  His job, and he does it with profundity and strength, is to present mankind groping for its own personal truth, and letting the rocks at the edge of the precipice slip through its fingers every time, like a welcoming bosom made of crumbling sand.  No wonder Phoenix spends the whole film stooped over.  You would be too, if you were carrying the world's whole weight on your woefully inadequate shoulders. 

3.  BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD

A singular mixture of cultural anthropology and fairy tale, Beasts of the Southern Wild is like no other film I've seen this year.  Director Benh Zeitlin roots his fantasy in a gritty, grungy American somewhere teeming with life, vitality, passion and rage, a community utterly unwilling to forget who they are and what they mean to each other even in the face of a larger nation that has largely forgotten them, even willing to leave them at the mercy of a mortally destructive hurricane and the slavering, tusked prehistoric beasts the storm frees from their glacial slumber to slouch towards Bethlehem...or at least towards the Bathtub.  Quvenzhane Wallis, in a remarkable debut performance as the young spitfire charged with saving the day and staring down the beasts, radiates wonder, strength and defiance, and she's more than matched by the uncanny Dwight Henry as her father Wink, whose nameless fury masks a never-spoken but always-plain love for his daughter.  And what are we to make, precisely, of the film's craziest conceit, these stomping, man-eating "aurochs"?  I think they stand for all the things that stalk all of us through our lives, the regrets and guilts and angers that threaten to devour us alive, unless we can stand pat and tell them "I gotta take care of mine." Zeitlin and his co-writer Lucy Alibar (adapting Alibar's play Juicy and Delicious) create the best dialogue I've heard in a film all year; I'm just waiting for a chance to dismissively tell someone of my intentions to eat birthday cake all by myself on their grave.  The film is also graced with brilliantly squalid art direction, wild but never wearying hand-held cinematography by Ben Richardson, and a sweeping score (by Zeitlin and Dan Romer) that all combine to take us to a place that we've never been to, one of foreboding and perverse beauty, and make us feel right at home. 

2.  MOONRISE KINGDOM

Sweet, magical, and ineffably sad, Moonrise Kingdom is the best film Wes Anderson has yet made. Marshaling all the usual tools in his arsenal, from singular soundtrack selections to storybook costume and production design to breathlessly graceful photography by longtime Anderson collaborator Robert Yeoman, the director and his co-writer, Roman Coppola, have crafted a tale that on the surface has all the earmarks of a tall tale (right down to the presence of Bob Balaban's narrator).  But at its core is a story about an olden and profound theme, one that, the older I get, I'm realizing is perhaps the central theme of all great art: the human desire to connect, somehow on some level, with someone.  Newcomers Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward, as two lonely and misunderstood kids who find one another on opposite sides of a sometimes fantastical-feeling island, enact the truth that no one is without worth if they can find someone to see them with the right kind of eyes (even if it requires the "magic power" of binoculars).  This film is full of terrific performances.  Edward Norton's blazing commitment to his scoutmaster's duties is comical without ever being condescending, and Bill Murray turns in the best work he's done yet for Anderson.  Frances McDormand evinces her usual effortless authority on screen, and Tilda Swinton is a classic kid's-book villain.  And everyone needs to take a good long look at soulful, quietly melancholy Bruce Willis in this film.  He's sleepwalked through a lot of rote action thrillers lately, but when he gets something he can really sink his teeth into, the results are always impressive (it helps that he's got some strong scenes alongside children; working with kids often seems to bring out the best in him).  Anderson and Coppola are Oscar nominees for this screenplay, and if they take home the trophy on Sunday, you will hear not a peep of complaint from me. Between this, Amour, Cloud Atlas and Life of Pi, 2012 was a great year for unconventional cinematic love stories, and this might be the best of them all.


1.  DJANGO UNCHAINED

When I first saw the trailers for Quentin Tarantino's "Southern," I was very worried indeed.  Tarantino is a supremely talented filmmaker who, to be fair, should never be underestimated, but given his past record with regard to racial representation and language in his films, this film was likely to be either his masterpiece or a work that would make Mandingo look tasteful and restrained.  It is neither.  What it is, unexpectedly and assuredly, is one of the most important films made about race and racism in America in the last twenty years, and probably the best film on the subject since Spike Lee's masterful and underrated 2000 media satire Bamboozled.  Ironic, then, that Lee's voice has been among the loudest in the black community in criticizing Tarantino's film, claiming it denigrates the memory of lost slaves and the black struggle itself by turning it into fodder for an action thriller, or worse, making sport of it.  But at the end of the day, Tarantino has marshaled his skills and those of his multi-talented collaborators (including Oscar-nominated cinematographer Robert Richardson and costume designer Sharen Davis, whose lively work here warranted Oscar consideration too) to craft one of the least romanticized, most bluntly realistic depictions of slavery I've seen in a mainstream Hollywood film. This is what all the teary-eyed folks at Gone With The Wind screenings and bloviating Southern politicians defending the Confederate flag are lamenting the passing of: men and women, human beings, marching barefoot in the mud in painful collars and harnesses biting their tongues, being ripped apart by dogs while overseers cackle, hung from the rafters like sides of beef and threatened with castration, forced to strip from their clothes for the "entertainment" of Massa's guests.  Tarantino has never been a timid or ashamed filmmaker, but he is a uniquely American one, and these two elements may have equipped him better than perhaps any current American filmmaker (any white one, at least) to unblinkingly take on the baroque, singularly American atrocity that was black chattel slavery in the South. 

The fact that Tarantino manages to couch all this in a really entertaining spaghetti western, one that serves the genre's tropes while never cheapening his subject, is impossible to contemplate.  But he pulls it off.  He's helped immensely by a tremendously gifted cast, from the magnetically restrained Jamie Foxx to the luminous Kerry Washington, from the thrillingly loquacious Christoph Waltz to the stunning Leonardo DiCaprio, who taps into evil places in himself I didn't even know he had (it can't be an accident that his scenes are almost always filtered in red; someone needs to cast this man as Satan in something in a big damn hurry).   The shock of the film, though, is Samuel L. Jackson, who, playing DiCaprio's limping Uncle Tom whose playfully foul-mouthed sassback masks a sociopath's heart, lays bare the bald amorality inherent to the mindset of a country that reduces humanity to entries in a ledger book.  In order for slavery to survive at all, rampant sociopathology was almost a prerequisite, and what was good for Massa was good for the house Negro, as Jackson's genuinely dangerous portrayal makes brutally clear.  It's the best performance I saw all year, and its lack of awards recognition comes as no surprise to me whatsoever.  The establishment is not often in the habit of rewarding the genuinely subversive, at least not in its own time.  But I can promise you, after seeing Jackson's work here, you will never look at a box of Uncle Ben's rice the same way again.   People want to talk about how we are now living in a "post-racial" society.  Just the other day, I found myself in a conversation with two twentysomething girls who informed me that Americans need to "get over" slavery.  But then what of little boys being slapped on airplanes and cursed with racial epithets?  What of T-shirts exhorting us to "put the white back in the White House"?  What, indeed, of Trayvon Martin?  Django Unchained is not pretty, it's not polished, it's not as smooth as some of its competitors at the Oscars.  But in an allegedly post-racial America that still refuses to fully come to terms with its own diseased racial history, Django Unchained is absolutely essential.  







Monday, December 10, 2012

THE MOVIE ZOMBIE'S 101 FAVORITE SCREENPLAYS: #62













LET IT RIDE (1989)

The Writer

Nancy Dowd (billed as Ernest Morton); based on the novel Good Vibes by Jay Cronley

Why It's Here

The 1989 racetrack comedy Let It Ride joins Fear of a Black Hat as arguably the most obscure film on my 101 Favorite Screenplays countdown.  But unlike Rusty Cundieff's little-seen but critically acclaimed hip-hop mockumentary, Let It Ride was a film that, in its initial theatrical release, was both largely ignored by audiences and fairly roundly dismissed by the critics as well.  The New York Times' Stephen Holden called it "witless and largely confused in tone," while numerous critics based their brickbats around the fact of director Joe Pytka's previous work as a highly successful and much-imitated helmer of  TV commercials ("Pytka may know how to push fizzy water," said USA Today's Susan Wloszczyna, "but he certainly can't make a punch line sparkle.").  And of course the script was singled out for abuse as well; the Chicago Tribune's Joanna Steinmetz said the film plays as if "vastly overshot and overwritten," while Mick LaSalle in the San Francisco Chronicle, who actually liked many things about the film, said the picture had "atmosphere...a good setting, appealing actors - and a bad script."  Of course, it's possible that Let It Ride's writer, Academy Award winner Nancy Dowd (Coming Home), had these reservations about the script herself before any critic ever got their claws into it, as Let It Ride is the only film on my countdown to be released with its screenplay credited pseudonymously.  Dowd was previously billed as "Rob Morton" for 1982's punk dramedy Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains, allegedly due to her unhappiness with the film's final cut, and though no extant interviews specifically express any unhappiness on Dowd's part with Let It Ride, the film's screenplay is nevertheless credited onscreen to "Ernest Morton."  Rob's degenerate-gambler uncle, perhaps?

Well, it's time for me to once again ride against the pack and give you the news:  "Ernest Morton" was responsible for one of the funniest film screenplays of the 1980s.  Virtually buried amidst the high-powered screen lineup of summer 1989 (Paramount really expected a Runyonesque trackside farce to hold its box-office own against Indiana Jones, Jason Voorhees, the Lethal Weapon boys AND Batman?), Let It Ride is a modest film that relies for its effects on some of the most basic and time-tested elements of classic comedy storytelling:  a highly amusing situation, a colorful setting, sharp-tongued comic dialogue, a sprinkling of inoffensive vulgarity, and above all, a large cast of skillfully sketched, smartly specific, and instantly memorable characters, a gang of lowlifes and lovable losers who band together to make this film endlessly entertaining and, in its fable-like rags-to-slightly-less-worn-out-rags narrative trajectory, surprisingly endearing.  It's odd that a film about a perpetual also-ran and his sleazy track buddies could earn the sobriquet "feel-good," but there's almost no other way to describe the effect Let It Ride works on you by the end.

Based on Good Vibes, a novel by Jay Cronley (whose comic fiction also served as the source for the previous year's well-regarded Chevy Chase vehicle Funny Farm), Let It Ride chronicles a night and day in the life of Jay Trotter (Richard Dreyfuss, in a precisely overplayed, very funny performance), cab driver and longtime degenerate gambler.  Trotter is a big better who's always come up short in the game of life, but he's just stumbled across what he thinks is the tip of a lifetime, and all because he's fortunate enough to have a friend, fellow cabbie Looney (David Johansen), with some perverse hobbies.  Looney likes to tape-record the amorous goings-on in the backseat of his cab, and one night, amidst a playback of the panting and petting, Trotter hears two mob types discussing a hot tip on a horse scheduled to run at the local track the next morning (in a nice symbolization of the horse's gift-from-the-gods quality, the animal races under the name Charity).  "Bet the horse heavy," one of the hoods advises his friend. "You'll laugh all the way to the bank."  Looney dismisses it as nothing, "two guys rehearsing for a play."  But to Trotter, this sounds like the opportunity he's been waiting for through all his long years of yearning and losing.  He heads to the track with Looney and his emergency hundred-buck stash and bets Charity to win.  And he does.  And Trotter, flush with the thrill of victory, bets it all on his next hot tip.  He "lets it ride."  And he just keeps winning.  And winning.  And winning.  All this, by the way, on the day after he promised his wife Pam (Teri Garr), estranged and about fed up with her wayward husband, that he was through with gambling.  But, as he reminds Looney with the self-justification of the true career gambler, "This isn't gambling.  Gambling involves risk...This is just taking advantage of an extraordinary business opportunity."

Right out of the gate, Let It Ride presents Dowd with an extraordinary writer's dilemma:  How do you build tension and suspense in a story where the character starts out winning and just keeps scoring bigger and bigger victories?  Dowd ably answers this challenge by using the myriad micro-settings offered by the racetrack to the film's narrative advantage.  Five races take place over the course of the film, and Dowd deftly mixes up the venues and circumstances in which Trotter observes these races.  The film starts out with Trotter and Looney on the rail, watching Charity bring it home in a photo finish.  From there, Trotter sees races on a TV in the track's main grandstand; another, much cleaner and brighter television in the Jockey Club restaurant; through binoculars from the window of the same club; then back down to the rail for the last big race (another photo) and the triumphant conclusion.  Dowd thus manages to make the film more than a string of lookalike footage of horses thundering down the turf, and keeps the narrative from feeling too much like the same scenario playing out over and over.  Tension is generated as well by having Trotter miss the opportunity to bet one of the races; he misses the chance to throw his money down on Lord Byron because he gets mistaken for a purse snatcher named "Morgan" by track police and dragged away from the betting window (Dreyfuss wrings maximum mirth out of myriad furious deliveries of the line "I'm not Morgan!").  This horse, in a tragic-heroic fashion befitting his name, is disqualified in a "shocking incident of bumping," causing Trotter to marvel that sometimes winning isn't everything.  On some days, it's enough just to not lose.

Dowd also amplifies the drama by making the stakes of Let It Ride more than just Trotter's personal fortune.  As is often the case in the best sports films, Trotter is at war here with nothing less than the arrayed forces of an indifferent universe and a possible cruel trickster God.  From the very first scene, set over an anniversary dinner in a Chinese restaurant, Trotter is tempting fate and battling the heavens; he declares to Pam that "God hates me" right before cracking open a fortune cookie that reads "Sometimes you could be walking around lucky and not know it."  Throughout the film, Trotter grapples with a love-hate relationship with God or the fates or whatever capricious force pulls the universe's strings.  When he hears the recording of the mob guys in the cab, his reaction clearly indicates that he is receiving this as a transmission from a higher power...but that could mean nothing.  After all, this is the gambling world.  Everyone seems to be operating off of messages from unseen emissaries.  In the ratty bar across the street from the track, Trotter and Looney talk to Vibes (Joseph Walsh), a hanger-on who bases his bets on horse numbers that flit willy-nilly through his addled brain.  Contemplating this twisted mirror-image of his own cosmic certainty, Trotter retreats to the restroom for a desperate toilet-stall prayer, begging God to "just let me win this one last one," declaring himself "due".  Dowd beautifully undercuts the potential bathos of the moment by having a bum in another stall bellow back, "Yeah, so's Jesus!"  Dowd consistently chases the more mystical moments of the film with these comic regressions into rock-bottom reality, the best of these sidesteps coming when Trotter, mystified after hearing his fortune-cookie fortune parroted back to him by a burger-stand waitress (Mary Woronov), crashes back to earth thanks to the horrific taste of the smashed-flat burger she serves up (in the scene's comic coup de grace, Trotter drops the burger on the ground only to have some scumbag immediately appear:  "You gonna finish that?").  Dowd thus entertains the mystical possibilities of the reality of luck throughout the film, while still keeping the picture grounded in the natural cynicism of the gambler's milieu.  In the end, Dowd throws her chips down on the side of the cosmic; Trotter knows he's got the right horse on the last race of the day when the animal, eyeballing him through the slats of his stall, shoots him a wink.  By that time, though, we're invested enough in Trotter's quest for victory that we're practically begging God, like Trotter himself in the early bathroom scene, to toss the guy a break.

Dowd's screenplay also benefits enormously from its feeling of familiarity with the racetrack setting and its accompanying lifestyle.  No other trackside film ever made can match Let It Ride for its beery authenticity, its savory intermingling of sunshiny optimism with gut-check cynical reality.  Everyone in the world of Let It Ride firmly believes that they have the inside track on how to pick a winner, and never mind that their systems completely cancel out their friends' theories and all result in producing different winners.  Someone's gotta be wrong here, right?  Someone's gotta lose, but don't tell that to the cavalcade of sharpsters that Dowd assembles here.  The script beautifully captures a cross-section of humanity deeply engaged in the art of the hustle.  Everyone's got a system for picking a winner, whether it's based on an obscure network of nationality-related factors (Marty the bartender, played by Ed Walsh, assures his friends that "You pick an American horse with a foreign jockey in this field" and you can't lose) or strange quirks of equine anatomy (small-time hoodlum Sid, portrayed by Ralph Seymour, opines, "You pick a horse with a large ass in a field like this, and you got yourself a winner").  We see moments with the tip-sheet hawkers in the front courtyard, the old biddies along the rail (one has her own system for picking a winner; she too likes Charity, mainly because "he's got a cute nose"), even the wryly resigned restroom attendants (one, upon receiving a too-small tip from Trotter, lets him know, "I got kids in college...this tip'll pay four minutes' tuition").  Dowd nails the curious demographics of the track, one of America's truly democratic institutions, where the creme de la creme rub elbows with wannabes and never-will-be's, all brought down to size and equalized by the implacable whims of a fate that they all think they know how to beat.  The film gains some strong comic mileage from this collision of classes, most vividly during Trotter's sojourn in the Jockey Club.  A high-end restaurant catering to high rollers, Trotter talks his way in after his second big win of the day (he manages to also talk someone out of their tie, allowing him access to the Jockey Club's staid enclosure), and his minglings with the upper crust are unevenly successful at best.  They at first warm to his uncouth humor (he orders a drink:  "Got any Wild Turkey in season?...Kill one for me") and embrace him wholeheartedly when it becomes clear that he's got a hot streak going.  Wealthy men want his advice on how to bet, and women begin throwing themselves at him, including Mrs. Davis (Michelle Phillips), the trophy wife of a wheezing old gambler (when Trotter offers to buy her a drink, she replies, "I don't see why not.  I'm on the pill"), and Vicki (Jennifer Tilly), the girlfriend of grumpy-gus millionaire Greenberg (Allen Garfield), a woman with a bimbo body and a proverbial heart of gold.  But then, when Trotter scores big on his latest race and does what amounts to a vulgar touchdown dance in the Jockey Club (he jumps up and down chanting "Fucking flying son of a bitch fucking flying whore!"), all of a sudden, his previously embracing new friends want nothing to do with this...this prole.  He responds with a razzberry ("That's for all you snooty rat bastards"), and it's no accident that the film's final scenes find Trotter back at the nearby bar and down on the rail, back with "his own kind," the same lovable misfits that called him friend when he was a nobody with nothing.  Let It Ride presents the racetrack as a place where the cultured and the unwashed masses get to rub shoulders, but at the end of the day, like stays with like.  If that's not an American microcosm, not much is.

What really makes Let It Ride hum, however, is Dowd's impeccable feel for character.  As I previously discussed in my countdown review of Happy Gilmore, my favorite kinds of comedies are those that create a completely realized universe of comic characters, each funny in their own particular right, and Dowd here presents a motley crew to rival the lunatic ensemble of her much-loved hockey comedy Slap Shot.  Trotter, of course, is the anchor, and Dowd makes him both a strong representational type and his own unique, idiosyncratic figure.  Trotter is the type of guy who has lived his life being smarter than anyone has given him credit for; he's a whiz with numbers (at several points in the movie, Trotter's inner monologue performs whitter-quick cash calculations) but has never used that gift for anything more ambitious than a series of increasingly disastrous bets.  As such, he attacks life as a man in perpetual combat with the world's diminished expectations of him, perhaps a symptom of classic small-man syndrome; Pytka and cinematographer Curtis J. Wehr frequently frame shots to emphasize Dreyfuss's diminutive stature as opposed to his castmates.  Through it all, with his interactions with folks from all social strata, Trotter remains true to himself while always maintaining his sense that the world owes him a living.  His self-belief is strong enough that by the end of the film, when he is betting against everyone's advice and expectations on a long shot, the doubts of others don't seem to ruffle his feathers one bit; when that final race again comes down to a photo finish, even before the results have been settled, Trotter's response to the tension is a soft smile and the mantra-like repetition, "I knew it."  Also consistent in Trotter's character is his unwavering devotion to his wife.  They butt heads and snarl at one another over the phone (Pam at one point threatens to have her attorney "go for your balls"), but he never even considers the possibility of being without her or straying, even when his fortune is at its height.  He turns down the overtures of both Vicki and Mrs. Davis, and when he's calculating what to spend his winnings on, he always manages to include flowers for his wife.  Jay Trotter is a classic lovable loser, Dowd's winning presentation of him best summed up by the tag line from the DVD packaging:  "He drinks.  He smokes.  He curses.  He gambles.  He thinks about committing adultery.  You'll love him."

Trotter is surrounded throughout the film by a veritable panoply of colorful racetrack types, and Dowd manages to pack this sprawling cast into a film that runs a scant 91 minutes without seeming to unfairly short-change anyone.  Her best tool for stage-managing this top-heavy dramatis personae is to give every single player one strong, eminently memorable moment that both seals their place in our memory while defining their character with near-perfect grace-note precision.  Vicki balances her dingbat's delivery with a disarming pragmatism; when Greenberg comments on her impressive legs, she adds, "Yeah.  They go from my ass all the way to the floor."  Evangeline (Cynthia Nixon), Sid's orthodontically challenged 19-year-old girlfriend, tells us all we need to know about her small-timer ambition when she confidently declares her intention to bet "all two hundred of my dollars" on a horse just to show.  Reardon (John Roselius), the track security officer who through the course of the film goes from Trotter's persecutor to his protector, declares his threat to the barroom by bragging about his perfect peripheral vision:  "I can see my ears."  Lufkin (David Schramm), a genteel Southern-style criminal operator, manifests the magnanimity in victory of the truly powerful; he declares to Greenberg after taking a fat gambling-loss check from him, "I hate this...tomorrow, it's me giving this back to you."  Meanwhile, Lufkin's henchman, the jug-eared Johnny Casino (Richard Edson), has the thick-tongued inadvertent eloquence of the career musclehead; threatening Looney with bodily harm after he loses big betting on the Packers, he declares, "You know something?  I don't like you one fuck!"  All of these characters, indeed the entire considerably large cast, are brought to live with thrilling specificity and are bolstered by Dowd's gift for writing dialogue that is funny without being jokey.  There are not a lot of setup-punch exchanges in the film, reinforcing a belief that many comedy writers hold:  the funniest moments are funny only in context, because they're happening to this person at this moment.  The best of the supporting characters, responsible for some of the film's biggest laughs and its most effective moments of pathos, is the Ticket Seller (Robbie Coltrane) who works the track's $50 betting window.  When he first encounters Trotter, planning to bet Charity, he is courteously contemptuous:  "This is the fifty-dollar window.  The five-dollar window is just over there."  But he too soon gets caught up in Trotter's mad rise to the top of Better's Mountain, and in a wonderful moment, they share a cigarette after Trotter places a bet that, should he win, will net him $62,000.  "I've worked all over the circuit," the Ticket Seller tells Trotter.  "Some nice places.  Some dumps.  And I've never met anyone like you.  Yep.  You're the best I've ever seen.  I'm gonna tell my grandchildren about you."

These characters interact with an ease and comfort that is unusual in cinema, particularly from this era.  Let It Ride was released at the end of the 1980s, but the film's relaxed, shaggy feeling more strongly recalls the ensemble pictures of the 1970s, or a third- or fourth-season sitcom episode, when the cast has fully gotten into its rhythm and we sense of the relationships and connections the characters enjoy without the need for excessive contextual background.  We need to merely listen to the linguistic shorthand the characters use with one another, and we know who loves who, who hates who, and who grudgingly tolerates who (this last relationship style might be the film's most prominent).  Most  of all, Let It Ride beautifully paints the racetrack crowd as a true community, a contentious but genuinely affectionate surrogate family.  When Trotter first plans his big bet on Charity, everyone in the crowd, in his best interests, tells him he's off his rocker; Sid assures him that the horse "got leprosy," and sleazy, gold-chains-wearing tipster Tony Cheeseburger (Richard Dmitri) lets him know that "the four horse is a goddamned Clydesdale!"  But then, once he wins big on Charity and just keeps on winning, word gets around, and soon everyone at the track knows that their lovable sad sack Trotter is suddenly hot.  When the Ticket Seller calls the previously antagonistic Reardon to escort Trotter to his seat with his large stack of betting slips, the applause that greets Trotter from everyone in the betting line is arguably the film's most touching moment.  Later, when Trotter's plebeian antics have gotten him banished from the lofty confines of the Jockey Club, he finds open arms waiting for him at Marty's bar, where his friends assure him that not only do they back his quixotic gambling run one hundred percent, but "we'll all be here to pick you up when it's over."  And of course, in the style of a true family, they'll humor Trotter's eccentricities, but won't let them seep into their own affairs, as their enthusiasm goes from sixty to zero in three seconds as soon as he suggests they all bet their money together on his last crazy long shot.  These are not characters who we see as if they're meeting each other for the first time.  Dowd captures the feeling of folks who have known each other for years, who've got one another clocked, who can't surprise each other anymore.  The only character who remains a near-perpetual outsider in this milieu is Pam, who shows up at the track late in the film to confront Trotter about his ways.  When she's faced with the realities of the track experience, she's entirely baffled as to the appeal, and her outside status is cemented when she suggests that everyone just come to the track, watch the races, and bet nothing.  The folks in the Jockey Club, upon hearing this, laugh right in poor Pam's face.  But she's got an ace in the hole:  Trotter, whose love for her, even in the face of a straight-up offer of sex from Vicki (who wants to take him to bed "because I think you're kinda funny, that's all"), folds her into the track's way of life regardless of her square-peg fit.  It's no accident that the film's final image is Trotter and Pam sharing a kiss on the rail, surrounded by warm and well-wishing fellow track rats as they cheer Trotter's final triumph.

Let It Ride might be the only film on this countdown that I like better than the person who wrote it.  For whatever reason, Nancy Dowd has reservations enough about the film to have her name stricken from the credits; it's also, significantly, the last theatrically released film on which she has any kind of screen credit (she does get "characters created by" billing on the two direct-to-video Slap Shot sequels that followed Let It Ride's brief theatrical run).  Indeed, the film has been virtually forgotten by the general public; it is not readily available on DVD and has never been released on Blu-Ray.  I had to download it from Amazon Instant Video to watch it in preparation for this review.  But I find that among those who have seen the film, it enjoys a strong and affectionate reputation.  It is a favorite comedy of both myself and my brother, and we occasionally quote the most memorable lines to one another (he also enjoyed Jay Cronley's comic baseball tale Screwballs, a favorite book of both his and my father's when I was growing up).  And the folks that I have shared the film with over the years tend to come away from it with a smile on their faces and genuine affection for the quirky, distinctive cast of characters Dowd marshals in service of this tale.  It's a film whose critical drubbing seems almost all out of proportion to its low-key ambitions.  Let It Ride is a film looking to spin a colorful, tall-tale yarn of a loser having the best day of his life, to give us some sharp-witted laughs, to introduce us to a memorable family of lovable eccentrics, and to send us away with a smile on our faces.  And on all those accounts, this is a long shot that takes it all the way home.




Wednesday, October 3, 2012

THE ZOMBIE RISES EARLY: IT SEES "KILLING THEM SOFTLY"













One thing many of the most popular hardcore crime sagas of the last thirty years have in common is a healthy sense of humor about the thieves, death-dealers and general lowlifes that populate their cinematic and televisual mean streets.  Scarface's Tony Montana is a Cuban clown prince of crime, and GoodFellas has nearly as many quotable laugh lines as Airplane! (just earlier this week, I hit a friend, almost completely out of context, with "I thought you said you were all right, Spider").  Even The Sopranos, which over the course of six seasons built a steam of existential despair to a near-Beckettesque conclusion, was witty enough to have one of its gangsters steal Lauren Bacall's swag bag outside an awards show (though in the crook's defense, this was only after he decided he didn't have it in him to rob Ben Kingsley).  It will be interesting to see what these audiences make of Andrew Dominik's pitch-black Killing Them Softly, which trades in a much more satirical brand of comedy than those other works, and which is if anything even darker and more despairing about the state of the modern criminal...while saving some choice words for the rest of us as well.

The time:  the eve of the 2008 presidential election.  The place:  an unnamed, eerily underpopulated American city (the film was shot in New Orleans, but a New York gangster's reference to arriving "up here" indicates that it's not set there)...though really, judging by the perpetually bleak skies, frequent rain, and rattletrap buildings on the verge of collapse, the setting is really one of the less hospitable circles of Dante's inferno, mostly likely the one where the greedy reside.  Avarice, after all, is one of the seven deadly sins, and it's the one that sends most of the victims in this film to their eternal condemnation.  Obama and McCain blather away on TV and radio about a bright future that here seems nowhere in sight, while their soon-to-be-deposed predecessor presides over the worst economic collapse since the Great Depression.  Meanwhile, out in the streets, a much baser economic meltdown is playing itself out.  A scuzzy criminal boss known as "the Squirrel" (Vincent Curatola) has hit on what passes for him as a brilliant idea.  A fellow slimeball named Marky Trattman (Ray Liotta, looking like Henry Hill with a few too many miles on the odometer) runs an underground card game for the local bosses.  A few years ago, Marky knocked over his own game, pocketed the takings, and was never put down for it, even though everyone knows he was guilty.  Squirrel figures he can now take out the same game, and history will put all the blame on Marky's head.  He enlists two crooks for the job that are somehow even more desperate and pitiful than him:  mealy-mouthed whiner Frankie (Scoot McNairy, with a Boston accent you'd need a chainsaw to get through) and grungy smack addict Russell (Ben Mendelsohn), who tells you all you need to know about his character during a long early monologue concerning sex with dogs.  Somehow, these two wastes of good potter's ground pull off the job...and that's when Jackie Cogan (Brad Pitt) comes in.  The closest thing this world has to a slick operator, Jackie is sent in by the out-of-town bosses to straighten the situation out, and he figures out pretty quickly what Frankie and Russell have been up to.  The rest of the plot, then, is just about getting the right men in front of the right bullets...even if those men, like Marky, are paying now for the sins of their long-dead past.

The saga of Killing Them Softly was first played out in George V. Higgins's 1974 novel Cogan's Trade...or so I'm told, because when I read the book prior to seeing this film, I found it nearly impenetrable.  It tells the same story as the film, but does so almost entirely through dialogue written in thick, hard-to-parse Boston street dialect.  As near as I could gather, it was a book in which gangsters talk at elliptical, almost maddening length, mostly about prostitutes they've nailed or plan to nail, and then someone gets shot roughly every seventy-five pages or so.  In short, it was not my favorite read of the year, and I'm someone who can really sink my teeth into a good crime novel.  So I approached Killing Them Softly with some trepidation; I'm not usually in the habit of enjoying films based on books I didn't like in the first place.  I was buoyed, however, by the involvement of Dominik as screenwriter and director.  I was a huge fan of his previous collaboration with Pitt, 2007's The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford...though when I first saw that film, I found it almost as hard to figure as Cogan's Trade.  I saw the film, was somewhat baffled by it, then found as the weeks and months went by that I couldn't stop thinking about it.  It eventually found a home on my list of the top ten films of that year.  Robert Ford uses the tale of the sniveling nobody who killed the greatest outlaw of the Old West as a stark meditation on the American love affair with violent death and the men who deal it; the film's last half-hour is a grim essay on the bloody wages of American fame, one as profound and unsettling in its conclusions as anything Hunter S. Thompson could have dreamed up on the subject.  So here was a filmmaker with a knack for tales of violent men and a way with potentially unwieldy metaphorical narrative, taking on a story that, as near as I could tell, contained nothing in the way of metaphor and even less in the way of actual narrative incident.

It's my pleasure to report, then, that Dominik has refashioned the non-story of Cogan's Trade into a satirical study of the current American economic crisis, a situation in which the same crimes are enacted, with different names, by both the men in the ivory towers and the bums on the pavement.  The urban quarantine zone of Killing Them Softly is a place in which the love of money is the root not just of all evil, but of the world entire.  It motivates every conversation, dictates every worldview, initiates (and terminates) every relationship.  Men kill for money, die for money, can't see past the next payday to the bloody death that score will likely serve up for them, piping-hot and moving at flying-bullet velocity.  As offscreen TV speakers pour forth Obama's homilies about the land of opportunity, men with guns seize those opportunities by force, the only way men of their station can ever hope to fulfill them...and never mind that by doing so, they're stealing the aspirational dreams of fellow social cellar-dwellers, who likewise ripped off their fortunes from folks with possibly even less opportunities for personal betterment than themselves.  At least the corporate sneak-thieves, the Bernard Madoffs and Ken Lays of the world, stole from those they considered to be their inferiors.  What else would you expect a robber baron to do?  The sleazebags of Killing Them Softly, on the other hand, are stealing from their peers, men with whom they should be rallying against the bosses who really run the show.  It's a beast devouring its own tail, and it transforms their crimes from mere acts of theft into a form of betrayal...and if we indeed remember our Dante, we know that the darkest, coldest circle of hell is reserved for those who betray.

This description probably makes Killing Them Softly sound like a much tougher sit than it actually is.  I won't lie to you, though.  This is not a film for everyone.  It's not as broad in its comedy as GoodFellas, nor as engendering of a viewer's sympathy as the now-near-mythic Tony Soprano, a TV character as well-loved as any of the last twenty years, even though he was a stone killer.  Killing Them Softly is chilly, clear-eyed in its condemnation of virtually every character on screen.  Its violence, though presented with a fairly high degree of stylization, slow-motion trickery and what have you, is harsh and ugly, the dare-you-to-look-away kind of violence.  One character endures a beating that is the nastiest such scene I've seen since Casino, in which Joe Pesci became intimately acquainted with a half-dozen aluminum baseball bats.  Many satires proceed from a place of contempt for the characters that populate them, and while I wouldn't say that Dominik necessarily dislikes the creeps he's got on display here, it is fair to suggest that they are mostly useful to him as instruments for the expression of an angry, agonized worldview.  The satire here, likewise, is admittedly somewhat heavy-handed.  One good solid scene with a political speech playing in the background might have been enough to get the point across, but Dominik includes several such scenes, which both hammer his point home perhaps harder than necessary and also somewhat dull the impact of Jackie's final speech, a masterpiece of self-justifying, self-absolving gutter logic that must be heard to be appreciated, capped off with a final line that is already being hailed, and rightly so, as one of the better film-closers of recent years.

But in this day and age, a film even attempting this kind of satirical commentary is rare and welcome, and it helps Dominik immensely that he's guiding one of the best casts of any film this year.  Dominik seems to bring out good things in Brad Pitt; for the second film in a row, the actor (who also co-produced) effortlessly hooks into the filmmaker's sensibility, his demystifying gaze at the frequently too-romanticized American criminal.  To be fair, Jackie is given a mythic introduction, cruising into town to the strains of "The Man Comes Around", one of the greatest songs by one of music's most thorough self-mythologizers, Johnny Cash (a man who during his career, displayed just as much sympathy for the American lawbreaker as Dominik shows disdain).  But Jackie proves to be no invincible superman of crime.  He's really a functionary, sent to deal with the situation not because he strikes fear into his prey Anton Chigurh-style, but because he's thorough, meticulous, and can get the job done at a minimum price to his bosses.  (This is one of the few films, perhaps inevitably, in which the criminals relentlessly haggle over the costs of doing business; in this film's view of crime as a faltering service economy, expenses like the price of a second hitman have to be just as seriously considered as the APR on a new car purchase.)  Pitt plays Jackie, therefore, in a appropriately all-business fashion; he's blunt, forceful, always driving the action forward.  His main criminal contact is Richard Jenkins, whose fussy, accountant-like portrayal here is a small masterpiece of character construction:  the career crook as bean-counter.  Tony Soprano himself, James Gandolfini, makes a vivid impression in a few short scenes as a once lengendarily feared hired gun, now given over to drink, dissipated afternoons with prostitutes, and rambling, pointless digressions about the better (though far from good) old days.  Liotta gives what can best be described as "the Ray Liotta performance"; he laughs too hard at his criminal actions, then is reduced to pathetic begging for his life as he receives some of the bloodiest retribution the film has to offer (I joked to a friend that this movie could just as easily have been titled Come Watch Horrible Things Happen to Ray Liotta).  Mendelsohn is so skeevy and drug-addled that just watching him will almost make you itchy, and McNairy, who made a strong impression two years ago as the male lead of the ultra-indie sci-fi flick Monsters, steps up to the plate with a stuttering, whiny-voiced essay on the true, pathetic face of the American criminal class.  It's a marvel of sweaty desperation, one so off-putting and yet so engendering of our sympathies that I seriously hope McNairy is remembered with a nomination come Oscar time.

Dominik marshals this prodigious acting force in service to a story that he puts across with Jackie Cogan-like efficiency.  In this day and age of bloated studio pictures, in which an audience seems to feel cheated if their film of choice doesn't top out at over 2 1/2 hours, Dominik has managed to craft a crime picture with all the complexity and character depth of a good novel...and he's brought it in at an almost impossibly lean 97 minutes.  The picture is expertly paced, moving its characters relentlessly onward to the signal moments where they will be forced to deal out or receive the inevitable consequences of a life lived criminally.  Somehow Dominik manages this while still giving his characters the chance to talk, to think, to reflect on what they've done, what it's cost their victims, and what it's going to cost them in the long run.  (Even Jackie, a paragon of professionalism, admits that he doesn't particularly like the actual work of killing, mainly because he doesn't like the way his potential victims cry, plead, and call out for Mama in their final moments.)  The film's milieu is as deftly handled as the characters.  Patricia Norris was responsible for both the costumes and art direction here, and the characters dress with just the right degree of non-style and un-taste; Pitt's leather jacket is admittedly pretty slick-looking, but it's undercut by one of the more unattractive hairdos he's worn in a film (and remember, this is the guy who played Johnny Suede).  Norris's sets, likewise, are notable for their grungy authenticity.  The city in this film doesn't even look like a nice place to visit, and these characters certainly don't want to live there.  But they do, and they die here, too, and Norris gives them a suitably haunted, downtrodden arena for their futile combats.  Another party contributing Oscar-caliber work here is cinematographer Greig Fraser.  It's always a test of a cinematographer's skill if he can make a film that depicts nothing but ugliness visually inviting, and Fraser's images, even though he's given nothing attractive to present, are crisp, cold and striking, etched out in a palette of blacks, blues, dull grays and mossy browns.  Perhaps fitting a film that is noir at its heart, Killing Them Softly is one of the rare recent films I could imagine working just as well in black and white as in color, a testament to Fraser's skilled framing and piercing, pitiless light and shadow.

It will be interesting to see what audiences make of Killing Them Softly when it hits theaters on November 30.  It's a crime thriller that shares many traits with more audience-friendly genre favorites of recent years, but it's not as overtly entertaining as a GoodFellas, a Sopranos, or a Kill the Irishman.  It's colder, more serious-minded, more willing to use its characters as thesis points in a filmmaker's grander statement.  It's also fiercely intelligent, brilliantly acted, and perversely beautiful to look at, a film that's not afraid to say, "So, you think criminals are sexy and exciting, huh?  Well, let's show you what you're really romanticizing."  It's intriguing that a film so heavily underscored by the last presidential election will be arriving on American screens just a few weeks after a campaign that has to rank as one of the most unpleasant and polarizing of recent decades.  Killing Them Softly is not a film that overtly stumps for red state or blue, but it's got a clear philosophy about the poisonous notion of America as a capitalist enterprise, and come November 6, only time, I suppose, will tell whether Dominik's film will turn out to be a fable from four years ago...or an allegory about what the next four will bring.


Monday, August 27, 2012

THE MOVIE ZOMBIE'S 101 FAVORITE SCREENPLAYS: #63













THIS IS SPINAL TAP (1984)

The Writers

Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, Harry Shearer and Rob Reiner

Why It's Here

In my 101 Favorite Screenplays piece on Rusty Cundieff's hilarious rap mockumentary Fear of a Black Hat, I commented that Cundieff's film was the closest of any on my countdown to serving as a de facto remake of another film.  Naturally, then, how could my list not feature the film that Fear essentially remade?  The directorial debut of Rob Reiner, whose When Harry Met Sally... was also previously featured in this countdown, This is Spinal Tap is widely and rightly celebrated as one of the funniest films of all time.  The faux-factual chronicle of a disastrous American tour by "one of England's loudest bands", who are all the while coming apart at the seams due to the interference of the lead singer's significant other, Spinal Tap is notable for being almost wholly improvised by the film's cast.  After pitching their concept around Hollywood, stars Christopher Guest , Michael McKean and Harry Shearer, along with Reiner (who also portrays the documentary's onscreen director, Marty DiBergi), were contracted to write a script for the film and given $20,000 for their task.  Instead, they sunk the money into a 20-minute demo short, the better to illustrate to their producers and investors the improvisatory approach they planned to use.  The lead cast and Reiner created a general outline for the film's plot, including the narrative and comic beats of each scene, then developed the dialogue and additional business in improvisational rehearsals with the picture's supporting cast.  This is much the same manner in which English filmmaker Mike Leigh was already developing his own award-winning "scripts", but it was at that time rare seeing this approach used on comic material in such a film-encompassing way.  Many major comedies now rely on improvisation by the cast to exploit the humorous potential of their scenes and dialogue, but few films before or since do it to such an extensive degree...or to such humorous effect.  (Guest's own series of well-received fake docu-comedies, co-scenarized with Eugene Levy, are a notable exception.)  The seams of the riffs often show in many improvisation-heavy contemporary comedies, but in Spinal Tap, the actors never seem to be extending their comic flights for the aggrandizement of their own characters or senses of humor.  They are all focused dead-ahead on advancing the film's narrative and comic agenda, and the result is simultaneously hysterically funny and so realistic that heavy metal fans complained to Reiner after the film's opening that he should have made a movie about a better band.  Metal musicians of the period, far from viewing Spinal Tap as a good-natured goof, frequently commented on the film's striking verisimilitude; some groups confessed that the film's depiction of the band members' pettiness, pretension and arrogance was so spot-on that they were actually moved to tears.  It is this very realism, aided by the off-the-cuff nature of the dialogue and the performers' poker-faced commitment to their ersatz-rocker roles (not to mention Reiner's seamlessly verite shooting style), that makes Spinal Tap not just a classic comedy, but one of the benchmarks of the pastiche-documentary genre.

Spinal Tap benefited from being ahead of the curve in recognizing the inherently ridiculous qualities of hair metal.  The genre, spawned from the hard-driving sounds of British bands like Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin, was well into its rococo phase in 1984, the year of Spinal Tap's release.  Bands like Van Halen, Poison and Motley Crue were as well-known for their pummeling guitar-driven melodies and salacious lyrics as for their grandiose stage spectacles (Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth was famous for riding an unsubtly phallic inflatable microphone on stage; it's not for nothing that this music was colloquially known as "cock rock"), Dionysian sex-and-drugs lifestyles, and a sartorial and cosmetic style that frequently rendered the musicians nearly indistinguishable from the female groupies that they allegedly bedded by the dozens.  In this era, it was often less about the music and more about presenting the most over-the-top image of hedonistic rock godhood imaginable, and the only thing bigger than these bands' excesses was the seriousness with which they, and especially their fans, took their carefully cultivated, essentially ludicrous images.  Metal musicians of the era were often notorious for having no senses of humor about their music and rock-star personas; they sang about Satan and pussy, teased their hair to the clouds, trashed hotel rooms, and consumed drugs, booze and young women with equal abandon...and never once let on that they might just be doing this because, well, that's what rich rock stars were supposed to do.  To them, it was part of living the rock-and-roll life, and the fans, seeing in these clownish-in-retrospect figures aspirational grandeur, bought the image with the fervor of a hardcore wrestling fan who refuses to believe that his beloved "sport" might be fake.  It's hard to believe that bands like W.A.S.P. and Gwar could ever have been served up as straight as they were, but in 1984, heavy metal was simultaneously at arguably the most ridiculous and most self-serious phase of its evolution...and the musicians got away with it because the record sales bore out the wisdom of their convictions.  Metal ruled the musical landscape in the mid-eighties; hard-rock videos were a staple of the MTV rotation, and in 1983, the year before Spinal Tap's release, Quiet Riot became the first metal band to chart a #1-selling album with Metal Health.  It was metaphorical and literal high times for the heavy-metal gods, but like a dinosaur grown too clumsy and unwieldy to survive, the ever-growing spectacle and increasingly reckless behavior of the musicians already indicated that hair metal, as a species, was evolving too impractically to survive.  The image of heavy-metal musicians as serious and sincere in their debauched lifestyles was punctured by Penelope Spheeris's 1988 documentary The Decline of Western Civilization Part II:  The Metal Years, in which many of the music's biggest names were portrayed as cynical sleazebags only in it for the money, drugs and ass.  Then, in 1991, Nirvana's Nevermind changed both the aesthetic and philosophical direction of rock, and while it didn't kill hair metal outright, it ended its reign as America's most popular genre of rock music.  But I would argue the possibility that neither of these crucial cultural blows might have been struck if This Is Spinal Tap had not first hipped the music and moviegoing audience to the simple reality that, hey, these guys are kind of clowns, aren't they?

This is not to say that the cast and Reiner have nothing but contempt for the musicians their film parodies.  Like Fear of a Black Hat, Spinal Tap is marked by a bone-deep understanding of and affection for the music, its personalities, aesthetics and milieu, and the resulting film is thus simultaneously on-point accurate in its details and all the more satirically devastating for being so.  Perhaps sensing that presenting too debauched an image of their fictional band might render the film too ugly to garner many laughs, Spinal Tap notably soft-pedals the substance-and-groupie-abuse aspects of the titular band's lifestyle, though these heavy-metal tour realities are always on the periphery of the action.  The band members are frequently in the company of an ever-changing cast of groupies, and in several scenes, lead singer David St. Hubbins (McKean) and guitarist Nigel Tufnel (Guest) sport unremarked-upon but impossible-to-ignore cold sores on their faces.  We likewise never see them doing  drugs or drinking to excess, but it's clear from their often foggy demeanors that this stuff must be going on; in a line that could have been taken directly from The Metal Years, Tap drummer Mick Shrimpton (R.J. Parnell) captures both the druggy reality and the hard cynicism of the era's metal gods when he mumbles, "If I still had the sex and the drugs, you know, I could do without the rock and roll."  We see nary a trashed hotel room or an arrested band member; instead, the cast and Reiner choose to focus most of their laughs on the sprawling gap between the band's conception of themselves as significant and challenging artists, and their actual on-stage incompetence and general musical ineptitude.

Many of the film's biggest laughs come from onstage mishaps that shatter the illusion of the band as infallible musical deities.  Emerging from huge plastic cocoons during their song "Rock and Roll Creation", Tap performs the entire number with bassist Derek Smalls (Shearer) trapped in his pod, unable to escape no matter how much the hapless roadies bang on it with hammers or blast it with a blowtorch.  In one of the film's most famous moments, the struggling band, attempting to inject some grandeur back into their stage show, commissions a giant model of the legendary Stonehenge for a performance of their song of the same name...and it blows up in their faces when Nigel miswrites eighteen feet as eighteen inches on his crude cocktail napkin blueprint, resulting in a stunted stage prop that, on the night of the show, is "in danger of being crushed by a dwarf" (David disgustedly remarks, "That tended to understate the hugeness of the object").  The band is no smarter about their music when they're offstage either.  Nigel is so seduced by the musical promises of an amplifier with volume knobs that all go up to "11" that he can't wrap his mind around Marty's simple question:  "Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten the top, and make that a little louder?"  After commissioning a hideously sexist cover for their upcoming album Smell the Glove, Tap is hamstrung when, unable to compromise on a new cover image, the record label releases an all-black album without even the band's name on the spine (as Nigel eloquently comments, "How much more black could this be?...None.  None more black").  The simple act of getting to the stage sometimes proves too much for Spinal Tap; in a hilarious scene, the band members endlessly wander the bowels of a Cleveland arena, their audience growing increasingly restless as they go in circles, unable to find the stage door (this doesn't stop Derek from exultantly shouting "Hello, Cleveland!" as they fumble about, getting increasingly lost).  Even their album titles are ridiculous; in a scene in which Marty discusses Tap's past records, Intravenus de Milo and Shark Sandwich are among the recordings mentioned.

The film makes it clear that Tap are virtually alone in their failure to recognize their own awfulness, as their tour is a downward spiral of diminishing audiences and ever-more-pathetic venues.  The band was on the critical ropes long before they hit America; Marty reads from several scathing album reviews, my favorite being the one for their religion-themed recording Rock and Roll Creation:  "On what day did God create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day, too?"  The Smell the Glove tour seemingly starts out fine, but as the film goes on, the band's manager, Ian Faith (Tony Hendra), pops up with more and more notices of canceled shows (he attempts to assuage the band's disappointment over an aborted gig in Boston with the comment, "It's not a big college town").  Likewise, a planned album-signing event is definitively derailed when nobody shows up to buy the new record, leading the label's local PR rep (Paul Shaffer) to encourage the band to beat him up in retaliation:  "Kick this ass for a man!"  The band is eventually reduced to performing at amusement parks (they grouse that the billing is all wrong on the park's stage marquee:  "It's always supposed to read 'Spinal Tap', then 'Puppet Show'") and at an officer's dance at an air force base's "At Ease Weekend", where their music is interrupted by a flight-tower audio signal.  When Nigel leaves the band in disgust after the air-force debacle, David and Derek attempt to take the band in a new direction with a free-form jazz improvisational piece for the live shows; in eloquent review, one bored-looking fan simply gives the music and the group a thumbs-down.  And he's not the only one.  Even the band's own support staff are less than impressed with their work.  A chauffeur (Bruno Kirby), trying to make small talk about music with Tap, finds himself snubbed and confesses to Marty that, unlike his idol Frank Sinatra, these boys are headed for a permanent home in the cut-out bin:  "It's a passing thing...naturally, I would never tell them this.  But this is a fad."

Amazingly, and much to the cast and Reiner's credit, for all the silliness and clownish behavior of Spinal Tap, we ultimately find ourselves sympathetic to the band's Sisyphean musical efforts and rooting for the tour to right itself and for the band to recapture its former success.  Though the film never wavers in its commitment to its documentary aesthetic, the scenarists nevertheless weave a coherent narrative structure into the picture, creating a dramatic hook that carries us through the gags and makes the film actually work as a piece of storytelling.  It's clear from early on in This is Spinal Tap that David and Nigel, goons though they may be, have forged a lengthy musical friendship, begun as children and continued through their early days as the British Invasion popsters The Thamesmen (in one of the film's best scenes, a re-creation of a Britpop TV broadcast, the group performs "Gimme Some Money", complete with a bespectacled Ed Begley Jr. on drums) and as bell-bottomed "flower people".  Through the course of the film, the band's nerves become increasingly frayed as the tour continues to go badly.  The tipping point is the arrival of Jeanine Pettibone (June Chadwick), David's New Agey girlfriend, who immediately makes known her discontent with the band's lack of success on the tour, and who, with David's backing, eventually pushes Ian out and takes over the management of the band, with disastrous results (she's the one responsible for the horrible air-force base and amusement park gigs).  It's surprising for the audience to realize, this far into the film, how invested we've become in this terrible band that's not even real, and our heart breaks when Nigel, fed up with Jeanine's interference, abandons the band before the tour is out.  We've already sympathized with the members of Tap when we see them fretting about their mortality while standing over Elvis's grave (when Derek comments that it really puts things in perspective, David snaps back, "Too much"), and when they hear themselves described on a radio broadcast as "currently residing in the 'Where Are They Now?' file".  So when Nigel bails, we are fully invested in seeing them get back together.  Backstage before their final US concert, seeing the writing on the wall and certain this show will be their last, Derek says, "We'll make 'em miss us."  It's a line very moving in its forlorn bravery, and its poignance is only increased when Nigel arrives backstage to announce that Smell the Glove, though dead on arrival in America, is number one on the charts in Japan.  The band's ultimate reunion and the film's triumphant final concert scene before an audience of screaming Japanese metal fanatics (Japan has indeed long harbored a rabid metal scene with fans even more devoted than the American crowd) is thus all the more exultant and satisfying for having been earned.  It's not easy to make an audience care about the characters in what is essentially a parody, but Spinal Tap builds up such a head of dramatic steam in the midst of its comedy that the characters' fates have genuine stakes for us, making the film not just a collection of memorable jokes, but a satisfying story as well.

All of this is possible because the cast and Reiner, in relying on improvisation for their dialogue, have built their film around one of the cornerstones of effective screenwriting:  in order to be able to create your characters well, you have to be able to think like your characters.  In my own writing, I have often surprised myself with things I have been willing to have characters say and do, but those unexpected moments always reassure me that I'm on the right track, because it's the characters, not me, dictating the action (I have most often found this phenomenon in action when writing villains, something I do a lot as a writer of action and crime screenplays; I frequently surprise myself, in crafting these characters, with my own capacity for awfulness).  It is clear from watching Guest, Shearer and McKean sink into their roles that these men have figured out the members of Spinal Tap down to the very bone marrow, and in watching them onscreen, we're reminded of the undeniable power of a story told by writers who really understand the people they're writing about.  Guest, Shearer and McKean are of course very talented actors, and they convey the members of Tap convincingly through dialect and physical performance (with a strong assist from the costume, hair and makeup departments, who turn these otherwise normal-looking guys into shaggy-maned, Spandexed, and utterly plausible metal madmen).  But it's not enough to just sound like you're British; you have to know how a sozzled working-class Englishman, besotted by success and approaching middle age, would express certain ideas, the language he would use and the thoughts he would impart, and it's here that the cast, led by the members of Tap, truly take this film to the next level.  The actors' choices of language are always perfectly in character.  I love the way McKean chews on the word "lurid" when discussing another band's potentially inflammatory album cover, and it's notable that Guest, when describing their "armadillo"-sized private parts, notes that these beasts reside not in the band's pants, but in their "trousers," just like an Englishman of his generation would.  Guest in particular seems to have absorbed Nigel Tufnel into his very essence; his glazed stare and fawning delivery are dead-on accurate, and he even knows the value of silence, his cutting stares at Jeanine saying as much as his eventual backstage blowup with David.  McKean likewise captures the effortless arrogance of the career frontman (best exemplified in his inexplicably funny proposed epitaph:  "Here lies David St. Hubbins...and why not?"), and Shearer has the bassist's philosophical resigned-to-second-banana status down pat (he describes David and Nigel as "fire and ice," and opines that his job is "to stay in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water").   The entire cast seems to feed on the leads' near-supernatural ability to channel these characters' spirits, and there is not a moment across the board where anyone tips their hand or lets the authenticity of their characterizations flag.  Some of this, to be sure, is about careful casting; who else but Fran Drescher, in all her klaghorn-voiced glory, could give such specific life to "hostess with the mostest" Bobbi Flekman?  But everyone here is actively involved, along with the leads and Reiner, in the act of character creation, and it's the essence not just of acting, but of writing as well.  The leads and Reiner actually lobbied the Writers Guild of America to allow the Spinal Tap screenplay to be credited to the entire cast; their request was denied, but the seamless work of the actors here clearly illustrates the time-honored writing principle that character is the cornerstone of drama (and comedy as well), and that writers and actors who have a deep understanding of their characters will always deliver the most rewarding work.

And of course, there's the music.  Like Fear of a Black Hat, This is Spinal Tap would ultimately fail if the band's music wasn't both humorous and plausible, and the songs of Spinal Tap are perfectly exemplary of the era's meatheaded metal style.  The cast members are themselves talented musicians, and the songs, co-written with Reiner, are all performed by the actors themselves, lending a crucial authenticity to the concert scenes (Shearer is particularly credible-looking in his bass close-ups).  The songs themselves, smartly, do not push the absurdity or attempt to send-up the excesses of heavy metal lyrics to a ridiculous degree.  They are content, for the most part, to present a slightly amplified version of what's already there in the genuine article.  "Stonehenge" is a pitch-perfect evocation of the twee-mystical sensibility that has often run through metal music; bands from Britain and Scandinavia seem particularly prone to this affectation, making it all the more believable that the British Spinal Tap would be singing abou the pipes of Pan (I for one never understood how Led Zeppelin passed themselves off as sex gods when they sang about hobbits so much).  "Heavy Duty" is a fairly standard rock-for-its-own-sake anthem, with the memorable assertion, "I just wanna make some eardrums bleed!" (This song nicely alludes to the artistic pretensions of many metal bands by throwing in a little Boccherini to close out the proceedings.)  Many of Tap's songs are firmly focused on below-the-waist concerns, and it's honestly not much of a leap from the ham-fisted innuendo of Tap's "Sex Farm" and "Big Bottom" ("How could I leave this behind?") to some of the worst lyrical assaults of KISS and Crue.  The band's signature tune, which opens and closes the film, is "(Tonight) I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight", and it's no surprise that Reiner chose this song to kick off and close out his musical mockumentary; it's good enough, I think, to have been a hit if it had been released by a real band.  It's got a driving beat, a memorable guitar riff, and some of the film's funniest lyrics (I'll put "You're young and I'm too well-hung" up against any lyric Nikki Sixx ever wrote).  With the songs of Spinal Tap, the writers show that they don't just understand the hair, clothes and presentation style of heavy metal.  They understand the music itself, and the result is a band that is thoroughly believable, and thus ten times funnier than it would have been without better music.

Spinal Tap took on a life of its own following the film's release.  The band has gone on tour, released original albums, and even appeared as guests on The Simpsons, as sure a sign of contemporary pop-cultural validation as anything.  Indeed, Spinal Tap the group has achieved such a rich and extensive life beyond Spinal Tap the film that one is almost tempted to forget the origins of Nigel, David and Derek.  But it should never be forgotten that before Tap was arguably the most famous fictional band of all time, it was the creation of four writers who had something to say about something they simultaneously loved and found ludicrous, and who knew exactly how to say it to the best of their ability.  Ironically, for a film that has been celebrated for its improvisational style, This is Spinal Tap has much to teach screenwriters about how to convey narrative and character ideas with style and originality.  George Carlin once said of the blues that it's not enough to know which notes to play; you have to know why they need to be played.  This is Spinal Tap reminds us that when creating comedy, it's not enough to just put on a funny wig.  You have to know why that hair is funny, and why the fact that the person under it doesn't know it's funny makes it all the more hilarious.